Aerobatic Pilot T-Shirts

'Remember I told you to keep them low.'

Cow Blue Arrows

A clowns parachute.

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"Here they come, the socially distanced Red Arrows."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Holiday Aerobics.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

Aerobics Class.

Step aerobics

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

'The first act of air rage'

"Take me to your thigh master"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

Kangaroo jumping rope.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."