Aerobatic Pilot Gifts

'Remember I told you to keep them low.'

Cow Blue Arrows

A clowns parachute.

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

"Here they come, the socially distanced Red Arrows."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Exercise Class

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Keep Fit.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Holiday Aerobics.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

Red Arrows Rookies

Aerobics Class.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Step aerobics

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

'The first act of air rage'

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

"Take me to your thigh master"

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'