Aeroplane Pilot Gifts

'Sorry about the screaming during that air pocket, back there.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The World Wide Web.

"Not now, Oliver."

The World's Easiest Airport

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Broomstick crash.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

TSA Noah

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Cow Blue Arrows