Aeroplane Technician Gifts

'My god, how long have they been asleep?'

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Employee of the Month Parking

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Red Arrows Rookies

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Astronaut

Bird sitting on a wing.

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Musk vs Bezos

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"

Space Tours. Ernie, in this interview promoting your space tours, you didn't acknowledge the first test rocket was vaporized in a huge launch pad explosion. I said "The first test yielded spectacular results!" There's nothing about your lack of a system to provide oxygen for the travelers. I informed people "the experience will leave you breathless!" Lots of your technology is straight out of the 19th century! I said "Come be a pioneer!" It seems most of your company's effort went into th

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Martians spot an Earth UFO

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18, 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Drone Spray

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home