Avionics Technician Gifts

Looks like it's one of the turbines.. Or it could be an intake gasket... Or possibly an ignition valve lever... Or maybe even a fuel coil... But then again, everything's invisible so there's really no way to be sure.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Airplane food

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Red Arrows Rookies

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

RAF plane ride.

A flighttime story

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

"Hey look, pretty soon Uber is going to have flying cab service,"

'Did they find the black box?'

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

First Stealth Aircraft.

"The captain asks everyone switch their phones to airplane mode -- He wants to go faster."

"The guidance system on the drone is malfunctioning, so it has fallen in with a flock of geese."