Avionics Technician Gifts

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Airplane food

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"You idiot. How many times have I told you not to text while flying?"

RAF plane ride.

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

'Did they find the black box?'

"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'We better get him out of there! His heart rate and blood pressure are nearing last minute wine-shopper levels!'

A flighttime story

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

First Stealth Aircraft.

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

"The guidance system on the drone is malfunctioning, so it has fallen in with a flock of geese."

"The captain asks everyone switch their phones to airplane mode -- He wants to go faster."