Aviation Mechanic Gifts

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

Stewardess advising passengers to fix aeroplane with duct tape if any problems.

RAF plane ride.

"Relax. I understand the airline has established several new safety procedures!"

"It's still too heavy. What if instead of two armrets we just share one?"

Aviation Inspection and Maintenance. Ernie, coffee is not a quick fix for metal fatigue.

Bird comes in for a crash landing.

REFUEL - FULL SERVICE

'The last thing I heard was 'Don't panic, such noises are quite normal on a plane!''

"I wish he'd hurry up and repair it!"

Defective Boeing 737 MAX

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

Airplane food

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Entomology Reference

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

"It beats flying for your food."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

'No! You cannot take Mother-in-law!'

Deicing on the cake.