Aviation Mechanic Gifts

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

Stewardess advising passengers to fix aeroplane with duct tape if any problems.

RAF plane ride.

"Relax. I understand the airline has established several new safety procedures!"

"It's still too heavy. What if instead of two armrets we just share one?"

Bird comes in for a crash landing.

REFUEL - FULL SERVICE

'The last thing I heard was 'Don't panic, such noises are quite normal on a plane!''

"I wish he'd hurry up and repair it!"

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Employee of the Month Parking

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Airplane food

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Boeing! - In my office, now!"

Airliner

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Entomology Reference

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

"It beats flying for your food."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'No! You cannot take Mother-in-law!'

Deicing on the cake.

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

Going to Work. . .Coming Home