Aircraft Engineer Gifts

"Turn back. The K27 has been superseded by the bigger, faster and more heavily armed K28."

"Whatever you hit Captain it wasn't a bird. The only thing I can see in here is lot s of wrapping paper, broken toys and shattered antlers."

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

Two airplanes

Airliner

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Entomology Reference

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Astronaut

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Musk vs Bezos

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"It beats flying for your food."

'Could be worse, Bunny. At least we're not flying on one of those.'

Safest Airline in The World

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"You remember that side of my family that we never discuss?"