Aviation Engineers Gifts

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

The World Wide Web.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Employee of the Month Parking

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Airliner

Two airplanes

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

Astronaut

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Entomology Reference

Bird sitting on a wing.

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'