Aviation Engineers Pillows

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Outer Space Outsourcing

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The World Wide Web.

Employee of the Month Parking

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Moon: Made in China

"Space exploration"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Airliner

Two airplanes

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Jack in the Box Oxygen Mask

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Astronaut

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"I'm number 846 on my salon's wait list. You?"

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

Entomology Reference

The Wright brothers first unsuccessful flight.

Bird sitting on a wing.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage