Aerospace Engineer Gifts

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

'Oops' Plane crash

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

Believe me VHT=003. You are too low!!

'Listen people, we have to get our measurements right!! This IS rocket science!!'

'Another missile from Earth approaching, prepare to evacuate again!'

The Wrong Brothers.

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

Jet Turbine Testing Area

"Mission control, we have a problem."

"We seem to have similar life experiences."

Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module

'Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt sign is on, however, you may see flight attendants up and about...'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

'I'm afraid it's gingivitis.'

Musk vs Bezos

The unsung heroes of the Wright Brother's first flight tests.

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

'I'm sure it's not missing, it's probably right in front of us.'

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

'Yes, eagles may soar... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!'

"Anderson is in aeronautics."

Doorbell button inadvertently fires missile.

"Great launch party"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'There may be some turbulence,sir. The altitude indicator has gone a bit funny'

Two birds refuel.

'Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the latest Airbus!'

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

Nut Bomber

"I love making a glide in..."

December 17, 1903: We miraculously devise a craft that can transport human beings though the sky. December 18 1903: We figure out how to use said craft to kill people.

Jetplane flying through clouds.

'This is the captain speaking, we will be serving codeine syrup in our whooping cough flight this evening.'

"If birds fly over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"