Space Engineer Gifts

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

"This is bad."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"...Houston, I repeat, Captain Schroeder has stepped in a cow pat..."

"Huston, we have a bad hairday problem!"

'You didn't see it, I didn't see it - OK??'

Neil Armstrong, first man on the moon, dies.

"But I just don't understand how you could lock the keys inside the landing vehicle."

"I love their use of space"

Celestial Navigation

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

A rocket to the Moon

Space Cleaner

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

"That's cleared my constipation!"

Moon Prank

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"What's Elon Musk up to?"

Man: 'Okay,get ready folks! Here come the Astronaughts!'

'Yes Houston, I did sound the horn!!'

"No air guitar"

Parking meter on the moon.

Climbing to the moon

The first hippo in space turns out to be claustrophobic.

"Still, you've got to admire them for trying."

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"So what do you do for a living?"

Why it took 15 years to deploy the X-ray telescope.

Moon Landing

Blue Origin

"Hmm. . . looks like the humans have passed this way. . ."

"Is that bubble wrap? I love bubble wrap."

"Jacoby found a Starbucks."