Satellite Engineer Gifts

LavNav.

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Ogle Earth

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Spy Satellite

'We had better tell Pine Gap the Great Huntsman is on to us.'

"What exactly makes you suspect he's a spy satellite?"

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

"Bloody satellites..!"

"Rings? - no, they're just spy satellites...

"This is the satellite we're sending up to remove all the space junk orbiting the earth. I just wish everyone would stop throwing their trash in it."

Satellite falls from space-kills Qaddafi

After George Orwell

'I'd better spray you for satellites.'

Goldilocks finds the right satellite for herself.

'Wretched satellites.' - Atlas

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

God's Fly Swat...

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are. The sky's so filled with man's debris

Subtle, Enormous Spy Satellite

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Parking meter on the moon.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

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