Satellite Installer Gifts

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

Bird box with satellite dish.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Moon: Made in China

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

Summer Energy

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Sustainability

Spy Satellite

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

The Great Canadian Novel

"Earthlings."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Soon The Moon Will Have Cellphone Reception Better Than That One Part Of Your Commute

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"When did they add this channel?!"

How M2M really works.

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"I love their use of space"

God's Fly Swat...

Space junk.

"I guess I wished upon the wrong star."