Solar Installer Gifts

'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Solar Panel

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

Summer Energy

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

A gap between the solar panels

Sustainability

Solar Power.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

Plant Solar Panel

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"When did they add this channel?!"

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"Sky, sir?"

Sunflower

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

Solar power

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

"But if we let you pick and choose your own stations, that could hurt a lot of feelings."

Renewable energies and mobile telephones