Solar Installer Gifts

'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Solar Panel

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Summer Energy

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Sustainability

A gap between the solar panels

Solar Power.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"When did they add this channel?!"

Plant Solar Panel

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Sunflower

Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"

"Sky, sir?"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

Solar power

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

"But if we let you pick and choose your own stations, that could hurt a lot of feelings."

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones