Solar Technician Gifts

"I think the sun is a great source of energy."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"This is a little ironic, but, I've got a dead battery."

'Found the problem with the solar panels.'

'Solar energy's great ... except in a monsoon season.'

You know what: These solar-powered fans are great!

Sunflower

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Solar Power

A snail with a solar panel

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

Summer Energy

A gap between the solar panels

Sustainability

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Solar Power.

It's an iphone rehearsal.

"Woo-hoo!"

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

How M2M really works.

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Plant Solar Panel

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"I love their use of space"

Cinema. Noah. Did you know an ark theater group put on a play? A chameleon was the costume director, and fireflies were in charge of lighting. What about the performers? The turtles had walk-ons and a hyena provided comic relief. But a sled dog was the big star! He was great in the lead and they had a long run!