Solar Power Engineer Gifts

'I've worked out how to keep our solar panels generating electricity during winter.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Solar Frankenstein

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Noisy energy?

Parking meter on the moon.

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

Summer Energy

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

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Water power.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Sustainability

A gap between the solar panels

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I am not afraid of you!"

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

Life in the fastest lane.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

Spy Satellite

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Desert island wind-turbine.

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

Celestial Navigation

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."