Solar Panel Technician Gifts

"Do you really think installing a solar panel will satisfy the anti-nukes crowd?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Summer Energy

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Sustainability

A gap between the solar panels

Solar Power.

"Woo-hoo!"

Solar Cars

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

I like going across the frame of this solar energy facility we're building. I'm waling on a sunbeam!

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"It's not easy getting a seat on the bus, but my phone stays charged all day."

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

Plant Solar Panel

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

How M2M really works.

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

"I love their use of space"

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Sunflower

'That's great,OG, but come see what I found in this cave.'

Space junk.

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Solar power