Solar Panel Installer Gifts

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

AC hell

Sustainability

Solar Panels R US

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

Summer Energy

Politically Correct Snowperson

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Solar Panel

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

A gap between the solar panels

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Solar Cars

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

"When did they add this channel?!"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Plant Solar Panel

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I earned these from my alternative energy initiative...they're solar panels.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Sunflower

"Sky, sir?"

"That's the problem with these 'smart' appliances. When one breaks down, they all experience sympathetic malfunction."

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'