Insulation Installer Gifts

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Summer Energy

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"Neversource"

Sustainability

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Sky, sir?"

"Our double insulated socks will keep your home warm and toasty all winter."

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Bird box with satellite dish.

Sorry, You Didn't Win This Time

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

"We installed the lights so the solar panels continue to work through the night."

Heating costs.

'Yes, it's about the solar panel you're installing for me...'