Surface Installers Gifts

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

Summer Energy

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

Sustainability

Zenboni

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

Swimming Champion.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

F&E Shower and Tub Installers. You made a mistake installing my tub! What's your policy? We regrout the error.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Sky, sir?"

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

Your friend, Ernie, is an impressive, multi-talented guy! He's been a actor in the theater, in archeologist, and now he's a diplomat! He hasn't been any of those things. He used to install doors. Oh, he told me he was "applauded for his entrances." And he was an inspector, book for expired yogurt, at the dairy warehouse. He said he "searcher for ancient cultures." Now he sells mattresses. You think he's a diplomat? Yeah, he told me he's "devoted to eliminating unrest in the world"

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

Dive in...

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.