Surface Installers Gifts

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Summer Energy

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Sustainability

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

Zenboni

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

Swimming Champion.

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Sky, sir?"

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Installing a humped road sign in a camel enclosure.

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."

Dive in...

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'