Tile Installer Gifts

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

Cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Kitchen Tiling.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Rep-Tiles.

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

"Sky, sir?"

Blake's Sealant.

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

'Unfortunately, I ran out of the satellite dish system but this has the same warranty.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

Reptiles lizards in the form of tiles basking in the sun.

'No, the screen needs to be a little bit to the left...no, right...'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.

'Since our cable company raised rates for the second time in a year, we're gonna switch to satellite.'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"I'll put the bill in the post then."

Bird box with satellite dish.

'This suit is lined with heat resistant tiles.'

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.