Tile Layer Gifts

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Stratigraphy

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Workaholic goes to Pisa

Creative department ?

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

Kitchen Tiling.

Rep-Tiles.

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

Where is global warming when you want it?

Blake's Sealant.

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

All-you-can-wear.

"Too bad leaves can't replace salt for the roads each winter. It would save us a ton of money."

Reptiles lizards in the form of tiles basking in the sun.

Seven Layers.

'Whenever I have concrete left after a job, I come out here and sell it as the ultimate sunscreen.'

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

'This suit is lined with heat resistant tiles.'

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

Manager of Happy Tiles with 'Grin' and 'Grout' files.

"These clouds are really plush!"

Workman's Bottom

Pisa and Son Architects - all the men have lopsided heads.

"Ehh....did you gain a bit of weight?"

Bathroom Chess

"I think I'm well dressed but it's down around the first layer."

"I dress like this on the scale so I can blame not hitting my weight goal on all the extra clothing."