Tile Work Gifts

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Here and There Trays

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"Morning, all!"

Working hours.

"First time pruning?"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'