Tile Work T-Shirts

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Copycats

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Can do...No can do

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Working hours.

'They sold the company in 2001? I was wondering why things were slow.'

"First time pruning?"

"Morning, all!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'