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Blake's Sealant.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Woman throwing giant pot.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

About the potter.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

Artisanal Pottery

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

I'm looking for a job?

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Earthly Delights Garden Centre

Kitchen Tiling.

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Greek Vase

Rep-Tiles.

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Maid with her sewing basket

Bias Tape

Is clutter necessary?

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

SOIL BANK: 'Loam dept...clay, sand & gravel'.

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'