Tile Expert T-Shirts

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'That plant food really works!'

The Velvet Mesquite

"Any references?"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Kitchen Tiling.

Ocotillo

Rep-Tiles.

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Blake's Sealant.

"You've got to help me, Tom... my garden is out of control!"

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

"Before this I flipped houses."

The Pinon Pine

Reptiles lizards in the form of tiles basking in the sun.

Tree Hair

Woman coaxing husband into mowing lawn by dangling a bottle of beer in front of him.

'This suit is lined with heat resistant tiles.'

Ceiling Specialists Meet in the Middle.

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

Manager of Happy Tiles with 'Grin' and 'Grout' files.

"Whoops. This may take longer than usual. I just punched in my pin number."

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

The Blue Palo Verde

Bathroom Chess

"I could have sworn that mesa was a whole lot father away!"

Wearing Crash Helmets in Express Elevator

Flooring Specialist

"Just let me know if you want me to make a valiant attempt at holding the doors."