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Kitchen Tiling.

Rep-Tiles.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Turtle Trailer Court

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

Hairstyles

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Lord of the Rings: Two Towels

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Fight against theft of endangered species

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'He was only ninety three.'

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Turtle Eviction

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

See, no monster under your bed

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."