Tile Lover Pillows

Kitchen Tiling.

Rep-Tiles.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Hairstyles

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

Funky Facts: Turtles.

'He's never been the same since he came out of his shell.'

Turtle to counselor: 'If you don't mind I won't lay on my back.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Fight against theft of endangered species

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'He was only ninety three.'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Turtle Eviction

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'

"Just follow me around for a day with a camera. It would make a great reality TV show. ... I'm serious."

Blake's Sealant.

"My activity tracker helps me reach my goal of 10 steps per day."