Tile Aficionado T-Shirts

Manager of Happy Tiles with 'Grin' and 'Grout' files.

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Friendly Tie

Future History Museums

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Robin Day.

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

How men shop for towels.

Kitchen Tiling.

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Rep-Tiles.

Know Your Knots!

'May I tidy up the infield?'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.