Tile Aficionado Gifts

Manager of Happy Tiles with 'Grin' and 'Grout' files.

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Friendly Tie

'Hornsby, you're fired. Incidentally, I like your tie.'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

How men shop for towels.

Kitchen Tiling.

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Know Your Knots!

'May I tidy up the infield?'

Rep-Tiles.

"Oh, boy! My favorite! plotting soil!"

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

Blake's Sealant.

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"