Textile Aficionado Gifts

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

Elegant material for trousers - only takes two men to show the pattern

'Someone should have awarded a Nobel Prize for the inventor of Spandex.'

No tulle left in this vehicle overnight.

Bias Tape

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Man on motorbike.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Academia in Winter

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

How men shop for towels.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wooly mammoth

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

Crocheting during lockdown