Textile Aficionado Gifts

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

Elegant material for trousers - only takes two men to show the pattern

'Someone should have awarded a Nobel Prize for the inventor of Spandex.'

No tulle left in this vehicle overnight.

Bias Tape

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Happy now?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

Man on motorbike.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Academia in Winter

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

How men shop for towels.

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."