Textile Enthusiasts Gifts

New! Corduroy Pillows! They're making headlines!

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"That shirt is so last year."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Genetic Manipulation

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Sportknitting

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

"I love every single one of these."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'