Textile Enthusiasts Pillows

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"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"That shirt is so last year."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

String Theory for Beginners.

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Genetic Manipulation

octopus knitting a jumper...

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

The wool club for mammoths.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Perspective

"I love every single one of these."