T-shirt Enthusiasts Pillows

'The big guy wants to see you.'

"That's better, Princess. Now let's go to the beach so I can meet your new boyfriend!"

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Leftovers"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

The next big thing

Yes, I Want Fries With That.