T-shirt Fanatic Pillows

Larry could never say no to a free t-shirt.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

I'm With Stooped

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"My wife's an editor."

Hunky Dory

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

'Thank God it's fry day'

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

How does she get her grass so green?

"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

Nope. Not the same thing.

I'm with stupid

You are here.

"That's better, Princess. Now let's go to the beach so I can meet your new boyfriend!"

What doesn't kill me makes me curiouser.

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted me to stop wearing the 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt."

Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.