T-shirt Fanatic Pillows

Larry could never say no to a free t-shirt.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'The latest market research shows that men's neckware width is the most accurate indicator of market fluctuations.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"My wife's an editor."

Hunky Dory

'The big guy wants to see you.'

'Fridge magnet' t-shirt.

Obese man wearing a T-shirt with 'Too Big To Fail'.

Lemmings jump off a cliff wearing t-shirts reading 'I'm with stupid'.

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

How does she get her grass so green?

'Thank God it's fry day'

"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."

Messages on T-Shirts: 'I'm wrong always' and 'I'm right always'.

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

"That's better, Princess. Now let's go to the beach so I can meet your new boyfriend!"

I'm with stupid

Beard must be this long to wear this t-shirt.

"Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted me to stop wearing the 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt."

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

Student's t-shirts read: 'No means no.' 'No means to deny, refuse or disagree.'

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

I club baby seals.