T-shirt Connoisseur Pillows

World's greatest dad. World's greatest t-shirt.

Man to man: 'I bought a lousy t-shirt and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Malcolm Sargent

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

Inaction Figure

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I'm With Stooped

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

The Family Joules: Part 3

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Litteratti K9s.