Quirky T-shirt Collectors Pillows

Don't mess with Connecticut

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Toadstools

Piranhaclaus

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"