Quirky T-shirt Collectors Pillows

Don't mess with Connecticut

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Toadstools

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Piranhaclaus

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

Humans are 100% recyclable.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

I'm With Stooped

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)