Tshirt Collector Pillows

"Why don't you go for a walk through the woods, dear?... In the nice, new t shirt I bought you."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

The next big thing

"Leftovers"