Shirt Collectors Pillows

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

The next big thing

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'