Shirt Collectors Pillows

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"It was a crime of fashion."

Witty T-Shirt Guy