Collecting Shirts Pillows

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

The next big thing

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

"Leftovers"