Collecting Shirts Pillows

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

The next big thing

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Leftovers"

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

The driverless car