Tee Shirt Collector Pillows

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

Kiss me, I'm swinish.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Oh, this old thing?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

I'm With Stooped

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

The next big thing

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Leftovers"