Vintage T-shirt Collector Pillows

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Oh, this old thing?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Pre-Television Man Caves

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I e-bay t-shirt.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"We never talk anymore."