Vintage T-shirt Collector Gifts

'What is so hurt inside of you, that you would want to be ironic about Tom Selleck?'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

Early Colour TV

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Pre-Television Man Caves

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I'm With Stooped

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.