Quirky T-shirt Collector Gifts

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I'm With Stooped

Your message here.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Best before 65 million BC.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Ice shelfie.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters