Quirky T-shirt Collector T-Shirts

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Your message here.

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Early cyborg.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"Oh, this old thing?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'