Tshirt Collector T-Shirts

"Why don't you go for a walk through the woods, dear?... In the nice, new t shirt I bought you."

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I'm With Stooped

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"God help us, it's that guy."

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Leftovers"

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

'I see dumb people wearing 'I see dumb people' shirts.'