Shirt Collector T-Shirts

Campaign for real beer bellies.

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

'I see you've gone digital.'

What Happens In Vegas stays in Vegas.

"I don't think that is an appropriate shirt for a cardiologist!"

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Oh, this old thing?"

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

I e-bay t-shirt.

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"It was a crime of fashion."