T-shirt Collecting Pillows

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Fat biker with Cow Pie t-shirt.

I went to a procrastinators' convention and all I got.

It's the economy stupid...I'm with stupid.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Oh, this old thing?"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I'm With Stooped

Humans are 100% recyclable.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

I e-bay t-shirt.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Finally...it's here! Only the best $20 I've ever spent!"

Got god? (no you don't...He's got you!)

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

I heart bypass t-shirt.

'Overnight delivery of 500 'I survived the tornado' T-shirts!'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Witty T-Shirt Guy