Collecting Novelty T-shirts Pillows

Alien t-shirt: "My parents invaded Earth and all they brought me back was this stupid t-shirt."

Clown on bike.

Fly Football

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

hard-boiled egg...

"Oh, this old thing?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Apocalypse Research Center

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

Bathroom Fairy

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

'Have you any W fronts?'

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

I'm with, wait, don't tell me. Starts with an S, right?

I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

Tin Can Operation.

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Woman's T-Shirt says 'Baby', Man's says '35 Lbs. Ugly Fat'.

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.