Novelty T-shirt Collector Pillows

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

BABY (arrow pointing to belly) BEER (arrow pointing to belly).

'No, really. It's true.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Albert though of his slogan about the same time as the other one but his never caught on.

Congressman Yomp...photo OP w/ constituents: noon- 3PM. Thank you for not wearing a 'I'm With Stupid' T-shirt!

Clown on bike.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"Recalculating route..."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Hay Rides $10

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

A crab with a utility knife claw

I'm With Stooped

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

I accepted an early retirement buy out and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.